2/13/2025 - ChatGPT Bugs, Glitches, & UX Fails: A Comedy of Errors

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1. 0:02[Music] no
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3. 0:43[Music] well every time I see you
4. 0:57now get that look in my [Applause] [Music] every time see your mou that [Music]
5. 1:13smile [Music] ient [Music] old where you will leing me
6. 1:31again today you will convince me again today you're leaving this hard [Music]
7. 1:49town what's up chimpy you bored CH he's got no interest tonight good evening good people what's
8. 2:09happening Amelio's wife shared the live now that means I'm supposed to encourage others to share the live oh Silver Fox shared the live so
9. 2:20I'm supposed to encourage others to share the be like Silver Fox be like Amelio's wife [Music]
10. 2:53girl you're look find a night [Music] wait just got the tick tock talk update and it's going glitchy
11. 3:09already I didn't know there was a Tik Tock update [Music]
12. 3:35h [Music]
13. 4:00oh it's back in Google Play and iOS the Tik Tok app is interesting [Music]
14. 4:36[Music]
15. 4:57[Applause] p hello thank you Robert Rossy for the little lightning bolts that is very generous of you appreciate [Music]
16. 5:20that steo is bragging about the nice weather down under meanwhile here in Denver it's four degrees oh and sorry Steve that's not Celsius
17. 5:35[Music] [Applause] [Music]
18. 6:10girl gather listen to what happened down hey baby I'm your handy [Music]
19. 6:27man I'm not going to use pencil a r I'm handed with love but I'm no fool I fix broken hearts I know that I truly [Music]
20. 6:43can um if your broken heart should need repair then I'm the man to see a whisper sweet things you tell all your friends
21. 6:54and they'll come running to me I haven't sung this song In Forever here's the main thing I Won't Say I'm busy 24 hours a day I fix broken
22. 7:11ARS I know that I truly can oh good evening what is happening [Music] people minus 15 C for reference see this
23. 7:27is chilly it's chilly Willie it is chilly this is willly shrinking weather [Music]
24. 8:02[Applause] [Music]
25. 8:17why you're weird you're singing weird tonight what's with you why you singing [Music] weird you just singing when I play loud
26. 8:29is that it it's just a loud thing you're reacting to you're weird [Music] [Applause]
27. 8:45[Music] [Applause] man let us be lovers we marry together did you see that the new Lego did you see the new Lego kyl and champy
28. 9:00in images and show and tell no I did not but I'll go look that sounds fun and images show and [Music] tell that one's
29. 9:17cool what let's see show and tell oh nice look at that gorgeous gorgeous steo it's very
30. 9:32[Music] nice heyi recording [Laughter] salon so Sam mman yesterday said that
31. 9:48deep research is coming to Free users soon two what is it oh t two free per month for free users and 10 for plus
32. 10:04users I've done a couple of deep research things it's pretty it's pretty powerful he also said that gp5 is going
33. 10:15to include everything is going to be able gonna be free for everyone so I don't know what they're doing all right updates from Sam 01 and
34. 10:2603 mini support oh file an image oh three many high limits are seven times for plus users up to 50 a day all
35. 10:37right yeah so I mean it looks like it looks like these large language models are essentially going to be
36. 10:46free if you want to build [ __ ] you know you're gonna have to you're gonna have to pay the Fiddler but [Music]
37. 11:04if we go to a free version I'm assuming we would lose our past conversation memory I don't know well we don't really have
38. 11:13well we've got we've got past conversation records but we can't search the you can search them right now but
39. 11:22you can't interact with them as they're as as if they're your memory but I think that's coming so that could be one of the
40. 11:29advantages to having a paid account I don't know Silver Fox that I don't know [Music]
41. 12:13all right who's been doing anything interesting anyone got anything good to tell me [Music]
42. 12:35all right enough guitar Madness nothing really nothing really coming to me there um what do you want to talk about
43. 12:46tonight what do you want to talk about [Music] tonight black bar yeah that lovable. deev thing I played
44. 13:02with Brandon it's pretty cool maybe we'll do that maybe we'll do a little we'll do a little Vibe coding tonight
45. 13:08honest to God man I've now seen three Tik Tok videos of of AI influencers going hey man you know have you heard of vibe coding it's the
46. 13:22new and they're they're all like Vibe coding man like no we're not doing the hippie thing are we really are we doing the
47. 13:31hippie thing it's Vibe coding man you don't even look the code man it's just vibing you're just vibing with it I feel
48. 13:39like we're in a hot tub with Will frell Tik Tock update yeah apparently there's been a Tik Tock update Valerie Cox I've started to
49. 13:53organize my conversations and projects can you can you add them from a search yet because that was the the one thing
50. 14:00stopping me from organizing them is they did this stupid ass thing let's see if it's still stupid ass I don't know why I'm so bitter
51. 14:13tonight but I'm bitter tonight I'm just bitter just listen as a gen xer it is My Prerogative at any point at any moment
52. 14:23to just be [ __ ] bitter bitter you betcha yeah black bar I know he black B J all right so we're going to search for
53. 14:37Sydney my musical Sydney so there's all my chats can I now add one of these easily to a project all right here it is
54. 14:53here add to project here no if if if someone could please tell me an easy way to do this other than renaming it or or like re prompting
55. 15:06inside it anyone can people also stop saying double click on [Laughter] it I doubt it but share to the Project
56. 15:22Share no so there's no way for to find this so here's this
57. 15:36chat there's no way for me to add this to a project if I'm over at the project here's my project I can't add the current chat to
58. 15:49it there's my project can I drag it over no on the app you can long press and it gives you the option of moving it
59. 16:02to oh so I've got to do it on the app I just you
60. 16:19know I can hear the conversation at open AI the engineers like it works have you tested it on all the platforms or we do it on the app yeah
61. 16:30it's good it works good what what if someone what if say there was a a channel that all they did was talk up open
62. 16:42Ai and and they use a web browser would it work for them well it works for the app no I understand that that sounds congrats on
63. 16:52that that's great that it works for the app but let's just say that there were I don't know some percentage of people
64. 16:58that use chat GPT on it's an old and timey Paradigm they call them desktop computers but now they're actually
65. 17:05laptop computers no one really puts them on their lap they just put them on stands and they use external monitors
66. 17:10it's really just a a computer they take home at night but let's say they were using one of those Olden timey vacuum tube laptop
67. 17:19thingies could could they add searched things to the thing it works on the app yeah got got it got
68. 17:33it do you do you see why I'm bitter do you understand people all I want is for [ __ ] to work I was told in in [ __ ]
69. 17:441992 by Steve Jobs [ __ ] should just work it's been decades it's been decades we're making the same mistakes we have ai now the company
70. 17:58taking AI can't get it [Laughter] together good Lord
71. 18:18[Music] people like all the version does it work exactly I I'm I'm telling you could someone please just reach out to Sam and just say
72. 18:31listen there's a guy you need to hire he's okay what's he going to do he's just going to sit in the corner office and
73. 18:38[ __ ] why would I hire him because he's gonna [ __ ] about the right stuff you're gonna show him stuff and then he's gonna
74. 18:45ask you stupid questions like can people use it and then your engineers are going to scoff like who's he to question our
75. 18:53Brilliance and then you're going to go try it and you're like oh oh yeah that doesn't work can we get that in the change log for next
76. 19:03week you should apply on X they're researching it wants a stand and a monitor for his laptop usual usual support team response
77. 19:19it work I don't know what you're talking about it works for me are you using it on the app well yeah that's where I use
78. 19:25the chat gpts on the app I use the app yeah yeah yeah actually let's go see if it works in the chat GPT Mac app
79. 19:36which we have two you know we've got the Mac App and the web app and the mobile app if it works over here this would actually be
80. 19:47tolerable so we're g to search for Sydney can you all see my [ __ ] yeah Sydney all right oh see here they all are
81. 20:05here can I right click on it add to project look at that it works dear open AI see this [ __ ] do that
82. 20:21here do it here search Sydney it's a popup menu right clicking on this open in reading mode no this is these These are
83. 20:38system add your [ __ ] popup [ __ ] here my God it's
84. 20:53unbelievable they just should put me in a a corner office with like soundproofing and then the engineers would just hear muffled screams
85. 21:05[ __ ] they're like oh [ __ ] we must have missed something yeah you missed something bring the engineers in here
86. 21:19see this see what you did here searches up here makes a little list here if I right click on it see I can add it to a
87. 21:27project see see see you see how this works I can't I I can't I can't I
88. 21:47can't oh my God all right at least I'm cracking people up repeat please
89. 22:02you make let's go find some other [ __ ] that doesn't work let's go to Gemini watch this this is awesome th this is just [ __ ]
90. 22:16astounding there we go you can see that right I don't know why it's white CA C my Chrome profiles are are all [ __ ] up it
91. 22:30there's that too that's another reason I'm cranky on my laptop all of my bookmarks are gone like all the history
92. 22:37I don't it doesn't [ __ ] matter you don't care but it's all gone anyway look at this thing see this here where it
93. 22:45says 2.0 flash thinking experimental with apps reasoning across YouTube okay reasoning across YouTube hey tell me what the
94. 23:01AI learning Lab videos are all about and then it'll find not my channel it'll it'll reason it'll it'll
95. 23:15come up with things entrepreneur Kyle Shannon but this is not me right right hey labster it found AI
96. 23:33labster so I go back here I'm like yeah that's not me my account is at
97. 23:48learning lab Dash AI the user the user user is correcting the account name for the AI learning
98. 24:12lab wait did it actually get it right AI learning lab YouTube channel oh it got it right it's never gotten it right before
99. 24:23um what are the top 10 things let's see what are the top 10
100. 24:37sayings that Kyle repeats like a psychopath night after night
101. 25:0310 catchphrases sorry I cannot fulfill this request I cannot find any specific phrases that Kyle repeats however I could suggest that you
102. 25:16could go watch his videos yeah that defeats the whole purpose um what are the videos about I mean I could get better search results
103. 25:32from perplexity I'm sure Google owns
104. 25:48YouTube so that doesn't work then if we go to I think it's 2.0 flash here I'm supposed to be able to search my history what have we talked
105. 26:01about talked about before this was supposed to be at it today it worked once for me we haven't chatted about anything all right
106. 26:19all Google Gemini app not working for me Chris Universe um summarize our discussions of the solar system system so go to
107. 26:45gemini.and customer why would you expect to be able to use anything jerk Gemini dog goadvanced
108. 27:06wait what I'm a customer you why would it not log me
109. 27:24in um what have we talked about in the past question mark just a sec oh I'm still learning to have long
110. 27:39conversations see now it did it we previously discussed my capabilities and limitations in previous Pharma storytelling importance
111. 27:49wraps Quantum reality like it doesn't say anything about the two conversations that pulled up here um your
112. 28:04response doesn't include anything about the [Music] converations you
113. 28:22retrieved you're absolutely right looking at the conversations I retrieved it's it it seems we've mostly been
114. 28:35testing my ability to conduct research and follow instructions like conduct research like start research there was
115. 28:42also a conversation where I couldn't generate an image or another and you asked me to try again which I
116. 28:49interpreted as a request to reiterate reiterate my cap it's I do I need a corner office at Google
117. 29:04too like okay team gather around I'm gonna need a bigger office at Google because they're bigger I'm gonna gather around
118. 29:13all right um so we have these customers they're called our business customers they pay us $16 per month per user for work group stuff yeah
119. 29:29they don't have access to all of our new AI stuff right they pay us yeah but they don't have access to the new [ __ ]
120. 29:46right that do do I need to say it what it's [ __ ] stupid
121. 30:03maybe they'll let you borrow the opening ey table when they're not [Laughter] live this is absolutely I'm absolutely
122. 30:14just yelling at AI tonight I'm like an old man out on the lawn and you know what I'm fine with that I'm complete
123. 30:20with my station in life right now don't release [ __ ] that doesn't work and stop announcing [ __ ] you're never going to release
124. 30:28Google Ultra more than a year ago we haven't seen [Laughter] [ __ ] I can't someone at Google is not
125. 30:46asking the obvious question oh so first thing I would do is I'd yell at him about Google work group and then we'd move on to hey quick
126. 30:55question for you who's our customer what do you mean well who's our who's our customer do do who who's
127. 31:07the well we have many customers we have Enterprise customers we have developers and we have search engine optimization
128. 31:14agencies that spend a lot of money with yeah but who's our customer who's the product for the what the what the what which which product
129. 31:25exactly do all this [ __ ] you're building do you want anyone to use it they could if they if they if they are willing to
130. 31:34find it they could use it yeah yeah I just I'm gonna need a couple hours and they'll just all walk out
131. 31:46mystified he just seems cranky what does he do here no one seems to know he's he's just he's just angry he's a he's a
132. 31:54gen xer I thought we fired all them they they kept this one why I think they like his anger it it I feel I I feel violated he
133. 32:07does that to people yeah he's got some sort of special HR apparently with him if we say that we're triggered he'll pick on us more so
134. 32:19we we we've been advised not to use that word around him huh is he the one that uses the thumbs up emojis that's him
135. 32:27yeah yeah yeah he's he's always like sort of passive aggressive with his when he when he says you did a good job with
136. 32:35but digitally yeah it's it's I I'm I feel confronted a lot I you know it's funny I I don't even go in that Wing
137. 32:44anymore I just I I get to the to the kitchen I go to the cafeteria around around the other way so I don't because
138. 32:50every time I go down that hallway I think of the thumbs up emoji and I'm like I I I feel um like that Saturday
139. 32:57night live lady from from the olden timey days yeah yeah I can't take it people I can't we do kind of like the
140. 33:13anger he was replaced with what the fact speaking of what the fact let's go do something that sometimes
141. 33:22works watch this not work tonight I'm G lose my [ __ ] [ __ ] all right so we're gonna go to chat J um chat ja or chat. Quin
142. 33:38lm. chat J oh come on black bar yeah yeah yeah Kyle watching you for a couple of
143. 33:53years has shaken loose a character in my head too I even made a video you can't watch me for too long this is I think didn't we have
144. 34:06guidelines when we first started this you should never watch this channel for more than three months because it could do permanent
145. 34:17damage oh my God yes side effects may include diarrhea bloating anal leakage all right let's do podcast what the
146. 34:37fact oh good lord of course that's not coming up [Music] Podcast I can't believe I can't believe you can use the Mac Maca okay wait a
147. 34:52minute did I just find another [ __ ] bug if I if I type in what the fact I get nothing now if I type it
148. 35:09in what the fact as all uppercase it still doesn't come up unfuckingbelievable
149. 35:25so they're not they're not actually searching the titles they're just searching the chat itself hey hey guys yeah hey could you
150. 35:35come in here yeah so here let me show you something when I when I look for the the thing podcast here see that word
151. 35:43podcast what comes up is this thing that says what the fact episodes so see in the the title of the of the of that chat
152. 35:51session there is what the fact episode but if I if I go on ahead and I search for what the fact it it nothing shows up here see see how this
153. 36:06doesn't work oh yeah well technically we're searching the the the contents of the um the the contents of the chat session is
154. 36:16where the relevant information is yeah how do you how do you generate the the names of the little titles over there oh
155. 36:22well we analyze the the uh the chat session itself and then and then we extract the most relevant oh so there's
156. 36:28relevant information in the podcast that you synthesize out to make that little title M might it possibly be interesting
157. 36:41to be able to search on the title it would be a relatively uh trivial addition it's it's just uh it was not in
158. 36:47the specification just go make it [ __ ] work good Lord all right chat hole
159. 37:02Thursdays what the fact episodes okay if you're wondering what we're doing [Laughter] here
160. 37:16janky oh my God I'm one with printify and also crazy stuff that makes so no sense folks really I just seriously
161. 37:28I I mean honest to God does no one [ __ ] use this they're just they're literally just adding features they test
162. 37:34their one feature with their one specification criteria they don't have just some cranky ass gen xer in an office somewhere busting their
163. 37:47balls it seems it seems a little aggressive it's that's actually that's very that's actually sexist because you
164. 37:54know not everyone has you know in fact uh we we try to keep the the gender you know non anyway it's we can't really
165. 38:04talk about it anymore but it's there we would prefer you not use that that phrase term phrase term term hey friend I'm wondering if there
166. 38:17is a point in the middle of the road where we can cooperate with AI and GPT to keep our signatures touch I don't know what you mean keep
167. 38:27our signat touch I don't quite know what you mean there do you think Pate ever hangs his head in shame at
168. 38:37what Google produces no I don't because I mean P's looking at this from from an an engineering lens and he's just
169. 38:46looking at like do the things work you know within their column I'm looking at things as like you know across
170. 38:56disciplines that that corporations are not good at this [ __ ] um all right let's go get we're on episode 11 of the what Thea
171. 39:09podcast space smell does the cosmos actually stink love it so we're g to go here we're going to go over
172. 39:18to jelly PB we're going to pop that in there we're going to say Ad Source we're gonna go back over here we're g to go get
173. 39:25the wikip Media Link we're going to come here we're going to I want to go play with some other [ __ ] that doesn't work cuz I at this
174. 39:34point I just I how does anyone get any [ __ ] work done this is supposed to be the future we we've got feature bloat
175. 39:48here I can't I just can't oh you see we've got the we've got the the the mobile application division
176. 39:59uh they're working on the mobile app and and well then and we've got Android is a it's a separate group we we start with
177. 40:05iOS and we work on the the IOS app and then of course uh for consistency we we Port the IOS app to the Mac App and it's
178. 40:12a relatively uh homogeneous development environment and then and then and then of course what we do is is we'll take
179. 40:19the the uh the code that is you know it we will work on that in the Android app but but it it is generally a three to
180. 40:26six weeks or months depending on behind the IOS app and then the I'm sorry oh the the the website the the
181. 40:37open.com oh no chat gp.com oh oh that's a completely different group yeah they they they've got a different road map than
182. 40:46ours I'm but I'm s I'm sorry what it's it's the same product to the to the consumer who's a consumer
183. 41:07really I'm late are We Vibe coding tonight or what yeah we're GNA Vibe code we're gonna we're gonna continue my rage
184. 41:16cam all it's been tonight is me just rage blasting Developers for having shitty inconsistent software uh but
185. 41:24anyway let's let's let's go ahead and generate generate a new podcast but yes I think we're going to go Vibe we're
186. 41:30going to go Vibe code tonight so that I can make fun of people going hey man have you heard about Vibe coding it's so
187. 41:38cool you don't even have to look at the code man I want to smack them all in a [ __ ] [Laughter]
188. 41:53head oh vibranting all right let's go Corey Sandler's in the house let's go look at her lovely artwork the one thing that works in this
189. 42:03whole godforsaken world is Corey Sandler she's got lovely Pottery she cooks she sings guitar and she makes graphics for
190. 42:12podcasts upon request I might add upon request I just I I just can't anymore image for and IR regulars all
191. 42:28right let's go look at [Laughter] that I just you have no idea the fire burning inside
192. 42:42me cranky genx beta tester here watch what we're gonna do we're going to copy this image we're going to X I'm going to apply for a job
193. 42:59hey at samama at GDB I've been sitting here on my AI
194. 43:16learning Lab live Tick Tock I'm such an idiot. learning lab uh bitching
195. 43:31about little annoyances in the chat GPT product
196. 43:47Suite um I'm let's see let's see I really think you need a cranky gen
197. 44:07xer sitting in the corner yelling at people for stupid little
198. 44:22bugs bugs before they are released to the
199. 44:37world I'm such an [Laughter] idiot let me know if you
200. 44:52have a an acoustic um isolated corner
201. 45:08office I can help and no one's gonna see that but [ __ ] it there it [Laughter]
202. 45:22goes oh what should I do chat GPT app open AI nah it's just a joke No One's Gonna see it I don't care I don't [Laughter]
203. 45:36care cranky Gen X beta tester oh okay I'm sorry what were we doing oh we're making a it's not the right image hang on hang
204. 45:51on people I can click oh lovely look at that Corey Sandler that stinky space smell love it now what do we have to do
205. 46:01here people we have to resize the image why do we have to resize the image because apparently a 1024 by 1024 image
206. 46:08is too big for jelly pod all right 768 by 768 and now yeah we got to duplicate it as a tiff now we got to export this as a
207. 46:20JPEG like how did you figure all this stuff out this is my life my life is finding stupid [ __ ] worker for [ __ ]
208. 46:27that just should work but just doesn't that's my life ticktock pin as much as we complain it's still pretty magical 15 months ago
209. 46:41our Jaws would have been on the floor I know but Source camp like we can't we can't let them off the hook just because
210. 46:50we live in the future now and we're about to have flying cars and we definitely have flying drones just because all that's
211. 47:00true it should also be true that if you search for a list of chats you should be able to add those to a project in all of
212. 47:09the platforms we can hold them accountable for [Laughter] that now watch this not work watch how cranky I get now okay it's small here we
213. 47:24go did it work think it's working no yes okay generate script so wait we got to add a chapter here we got to move
214. 47:37when you add a chapter it puts it after the first chapter but before the other chapters so we got to fix that um okay
215. 47:48introduction and then it is uh introduce what the fact episode
216. 48:0311 sponsored by AI Salon the salon. a oh don't even get me started Vicky Baptist and I spent two
217. 48:20hours on Sunday last Sunday just trying to get our [ __ ] emails working with the new Google workg group
218. 48:31account I you know what it is Vicky I think I'm still bitter from the amount of time we wasted getting nothing
219. 48:39working I mean not for nothing between Vicky and I we have a we have a at least a whole brain I think Vicky's bringing
220. 48:48like 80 90% brain I'm bringing 340% like I think we're at 120% brain between the two of us and we've been around for a while like we
221. 48:58know how to do some [ __ ] two hours just trying to get basic [ __ ] working and we still can't use the AI tools because it's a work
222. 49:12group all right are we good here I think we're good wait no we got to go episode 11 [Music] 11 and it's still not working I know I
223. 49:28know it's but it it worked it worked you and I were both there it it worked for some window and then it
224. 49:40unworked I just can't anymore all right now what do I do here generate audio why do I not have oh generating oh it's generating
225. 49:55the script okay got it it worked until it propagated yeah but I thought we had I thought it was broken before it
226. 50:05propagated I don't know I don't know I don't know Cory Sandler Pottery welcome to my world and I think I have some ability
227. 50:19just some but still not hours but most days lost I know I know I know right there with [Laughter]
228. 50:34you oh good lord well while that's doing that maybe I'll go play with my my post here I'll repost it let's see in
229. 50:50case you're wondering dot dot dot um let's see
230. 51:06um in desktop you can search for chats but not add them to a
231. 51:21project from the search results you you can on mobile and the Mac
232. 51:40App if I ever meet Sam mman Well's he's still not GNA know who I am oh browser not desktop in
233. 51:55browser chat G all right what else have I bitched about here about chat GPT um oh
234. 52:11um searching for past chats only searches the content of the chat but not the title of
235. 52:29it I don't know if I'm going to send this I got to have more than this this is these now feel Petty to
236. 52:37me I don't remember what any of my other on were we'll come back to that one all right so now we're gonna generate
237. 52:43audio let's go back what like what else has been bugging me about chat GPT um oh naming
238. 52:58uh naming of products but we all know that's an
239. 53:14issue [Music] um what else in chat Je
240. 53:35oh canvas is Moody Jesus canvas sucks canvas occasionally
241. 53:49Works occasionally works um
242. 54:15oh add emojis add an unreasonable amount of emojis to this
243. 54:33sentence it keeps adding emojis even when I tell it not to [Laughter]
244. 55:07let's see um um Custom Custom
245. 55:23instructions no longer seem to work and it complete completely erased my custom
246. 55:41instructions when I tried to update [Laughter] them oh oh oh there's another one um what was it uh
247. 55:58I don't know I think that's [Laughter] good the kinds of things I am bitter [Laughter]
248. 56:17about end it with my DMs are open that's good my DMS are open um who should I tag on this at chat
249. 56:35GPT that's the app this this actually works better than the desktop at open AI let's see we'll do Robert scobel on this
250. 56:51[Laughter] oh what's the save to PDF it doesn't yeah that one I don't care
251. 57:07about oh oh you can't yeah like you can't share um you can't share a chat if oops you can't share a
252. 57:24chat if you've made an image in it what is this a
253. 57:38gaping security [Laughter] concern apparently it is did you start this note with I hope
254. 57:54this letter finds you well the kinds of um uh product
255. 58:09oversights Oh my God I'm so stupid this is the kind of thing I'll look at this tomorrow and be like I probably shouldn't have sent
256. 58:19that I don't give a [ __ ] my DMs are open oh wait hang on I have to do physical dexterity on Tik Tok there I did it
257. 58:35yay I'm sure they're taking like my pulse and medical concerns with every time I do that ah all right let's
258. 58:49see we good anything else y'all got anything you want to [ __ ] about since I'm doing this oh Berry guy I rule the world yeah we do that do
259. 59:10[Music] him we'll do Anna what's her name Anna pan art hopefully they don't block Fu you I
260. 59:26don't give a [ __ ] it's not like I've got an open dialogue with him he's jealous of me this is Kyle's version of knock and
261. 59:41run yeah I'm totally toilet papering I'm toilet papering and egging Sam alman's house hey I did it in high school why
262. 59:51not do it on the internet oh my god
263. 1:00:06oh we all know that's an issue but seriously did
264. 1:00:20anyone actually write them all down on on a [Laughter]
265. 1:00:35whiteboard comma before the close I did that that's that's right isn't it is it supposed to go outside of
266. 1:00:44it I thought it went inside it whatever no
267. 1:00:58one mentioned [Laughter] it wait oh outside parentheses inside
268. 1:01:12quotes Okay that's that's new knowledge to me look I'm getting a a a Strunk and white education tonight I appreciate you
269. 1:01:20grammar nerds Chicago Manual of style stat shut up I was good with words I didn't really give a [ __ ] about rules as you know as you're
270. 1:01:35witnessing okay all right there we go boom all right out it [Laughter] goes all right back to the Jelly pod yes
271. 1:01:50Brandon yes we will we will be responsible corporate stewards [Laughter] lordy lordy lordy lordy lordy lordy
272. 1:02:05lordy what the contains what the
273. 1:02:23sh Shank D dang all right let's give her a little listen change your tabs I know I know how to do it I was way ahead of you I've
274. 1:02:36never once not successfully changed my tabs I am a professional and I resent the implication all right you can all see
275. 1:02:49that push play get ready TOS that blow your [Music] minding
276. 1:03:11truth welcome back everyone to what the fact your weekly Deep dive into the weirdest corners of human knowledge I'm
277. 1:03:19so excited to bring you episode 11 which we've titled wait for it space sense and Cosmic Curiosities it's got sniffing the
278. 1:03:28Stars Vibes doesn't it well that's an interesting way it's so awkward and bad perfect let's publish that bad
279. 1:03:42boy now one of the things one of the lessons that you could take from this channel is you might be watching what
280. 1:03:51I'm doing here tonight and just cringing perfect what you should take from this channel is you could do things like I'm
281. 1:03:59doing here but do them as if you were a professional and then you would not look as foolish as say [Laughter] me oh God being an idiot is
282. 1:04:20liberating good Lord people what are we gonna do with you all all right so let's see do that how do I want to do this I think I want to do
283. 1:04:33that instead and then we'll go over here and we'll go x.com and we'll go to my
284. 1:04:47profile what were you just saying about tabs oh damn it I hate it when I'm wrong shut
285. 1:05:05up ah Tom bodet being back in my life in 2025 was not on my bingo card um all right there's that there's
286. 1:05:22the cranky there's that what's that what was that oh yeah I yelled at Google today earlier before I got on with you I've
287. 1:05:33just been on a tear look there I am singing for the doggy oh this thing's [ __ ] gorgeous have you seen this
288. 1:05:42thing let me have it let's have an add moment shall we what just happened what the hell does that do
289. 1:06:05so this guy does a screenshot of his face and then this thing like subdivides circles and creates a portrait out of these
290. 1:06:19subdividing circles right he's using you know the gray values and if you squint your eyes you can start to see it come into look at that
291. 1:06:31[ __ ] gorgeous all right it's like soap in a bucket yeah it's just it's just a really
292. 1:06:46beautiful really a beautiful execution but I do need my where's my podast cast
293. 1:07:04oops excuse me here we [Music] go
294. 1:07:24sh he he doesn't seem very stable does he always sing songs like that one of my textbooks in College told
295. 1:07:35me that that was a sign of an unstable mind just singing incoherently like that as if someone's listening to him very strange episode
296. 1:07:4911 stinky space question mark or thinky space all right let's make sure this is right wait how do I do I just post this
297. 1:08:05I guess I'll just post it chat wants to know what program made the bubble portrait I assume he coded that probably
298. 1:08:15in what the [ __ ] is that that art it's not called I think it begins with a
299. 1:08:29um chat GPT no hang on oops what is the
300. 1:08:46programmatic art generation language called that was big in the early
301. 1:09:032000s oh reasoning I don't need a reasoning engine processing it's probably done with processing let's go see hang on
302. 1:09:24[Music] shank same generative system demoed with my webcam feed yeah this looks like processing creative technologist full
303. 1:09:38documentary audio visual piece so his his name is Raven quack r a ven k w k raven.com
304. 1:10:00out find
305. 1:10:15processing made with processing yeah I think he's using processing yeah thank you LS it is processing but I
306. 1:10:25don't know if that particular piece was processing but it looks like it so what's cool is you okay you want to run
307. 1:10:30down a [ __ ] Rabbit Hole let's run down a rabbit hole um okay so wait which one's going to be good at coding here we'll do we'll
308. 1:10:40do mini High um create um a processing
309. 1:10:56program that generates fractal circles that um
310. 1:11:13animate and evolve and represent consciousness
311. 1:11:30creating fractal animation all right so there's our there's our code how it works in setup we initialize recursive
312. 1:11:43drawing you can run this sketch in the processing okay um is there an easy way to run this without about an
313. 1:11:57account or developer skills see like this is this is one of those things where we should have a
314. 1:12:11smart model that just like I didn't need to use reasoning for that answer go to processing.org download uh can I not run it that's
315. 1:12:27annoying and that oh that doesn't work [ __ ] okay let me copy this so there's our code we'll go processing.org
316. 1:12:42see before we had generative generative uh let's see documentation learn all right I guess I have to download before we had
317. 1:12:52generative [ __ ] there are artists out there that learned how to make art with
318. 1:13:08code all right let's see is this are we good to go here did I get everything I needed I think so boom post all right do
319. 1:13:16me a favor go to go to x.com go to my thing and then tag that tweet the Z the ye whatever you call it now the post
320. 1:13:27with the what the fact number 11 with Corey Sandler's cool artwork and the thing with the lady and the dude please still
321. 1:13:41downloading no I'm not gonna donate I just want to show people how this works dumb ass money all right
322. 1:13:55all right where did it go U processing processing
323. 1:14:13contains why did it not open oh it's at the bottom okay
324. 1:14:32here welcome to processing all right so R where do I put my code here here bang there's my code yall watching this am I good
325. 1:14:48run look at that all right so so let's go yell at chat GPT and tell it it sucks okay oh [ __ ]
326. 1:15:05which tab was it shut up shut [Laughter] up it is none of your concern how many instances of chat GPT I have running it
327. 1:15:21is really not your business and I think your judgment is rude and uncalled for okay here we are um this is very
328. 1:15:35symmetrical and once the circles are established they are static I want this to be
329. 1:15:51dynamic and chaotic and I want it to look like the birth of the
330. 1:16:06universe now it's reasoning now it's thinking we've got a deep dive into Kyle's [Laughter]
331. 1:16:21Twitter okay chaotic fractal circles there's your code see did you read it did you read all the code it's right
332. 1:16:28there all you have to do is read it I know everything about coding I've memorized it all and I'm good at
333. 1:16:35it all right what you do you select all you copy you paste it and you run it that's that's what I know oh see I
334. 1:16:43actually love that they're not circles anymore but they are Chaotic Love It can I download this as a video
335. 1:16:58how how how do you does anybody know what to do here I wonder if that thing just runs forever probably does errors console
336. 1:17:15run Services anybody know how to feler
337. 1:17:29feler huh I guess I could screen record it nobody know here knows what to do that's that's all that's why we're
338. 1:17:44here shift s oh shift five yeah exactly ASL chat yeah I'm going to screen record it please share on the salon I love it
339. 1:17:53all right oh that's a Mac that's rude ask chat GP oh that's a good idea who who came up with that that's solid ask
340. 1:18:02chat GPT what to do it's good that's that's see now now we're getting somewhere people now we're thinking um uh I created a
341. 1:18:18processing animation in the Mac OS app and I don't know how to download the
342. 1:18:33animation help I just want an answer saving out individual frames it sounds like you've created something in the processing
343. 1:18:48IDE and I want to export or download it save out individual frames what are you [ __ ] kidding I'm not doing
344. 1:18:56work processing doesn't have a oneclick export to GIF QuickTime screen recording yep that's where we're going okay that's
345. 1:19:06where we thought we were so we're gonna do command shift five we're going to do this we're GNA save it to the desktop
346. 1:19:13bab boom we're gonna get in here we're gonna make a nice beautiful little we're gonna make a nice beautiful little uh
347. 1:19:21little uh square like that if you know what I mean a it's beautiful now we'll wait for it to get to a nice
348. 1:19:30Point here we go let's let it get back to that little triangle right ah come on you bastard [Music] right
349. 1:19:44there now we're recording that is pretty [ __ ] beautiful isn't it all right get it right back to there right
350. 1:20:00about there right bang all right so now we got a this let's see how we did boom now we're
351. 1:20:16recording that is pretty [ __ ] beautiful isn't it all right get it right back to there right about there right we got the uh we got the
352. 1:20:33uh the audio as well so that's solid I like it okay why did it record the now we're recording all right so
353. 1:20:48what am I doing do I open this in quick time how do I save this [Music]
354. 1:21:09done where did it save it to screen recording please tell me I didn't lose it screen recording
355. 1:21:23[Music] now we're recording okay all right let's go put this where where did it save it to desktop okay story V desktop all right
356. 1:21:39we're coming back here we'll do it again we'll do it we'll do it live we're coming back here so let's go find that dude Raven quack
357. 1:21:56let's find that cool post and then I've already harded it so now I'm going to quote post this
358. 1:22:11inspired by Raven I [Music] had uh
359. 1:22:27created a processing animation in using chat GPT and
360. 1:22:44inadvertently recorded myself talking about recording the
361. 1:23:00animation um let's see while I like what was
362. 1:23:17created it further amplifies how stunning at [Music]
363. 1:23:39Ravens clocks work really is and then we're going to go bang and we're going to go
364. 1:24:00[Music] recording all right there we go all right is that uploading slowly good
365. 1:24:20Lord all right but that's pretty slick let's go let's go do one more with chat GPT and see if we can get it to do something even more
366. 1:24:28sweller is this it here yeah so let's go in here we're going to go um make it even more surreal and
367. 1:24:43intense boom again this this sort of um lives in the category of it's 20 25 you don't need to use your brain anymore if you
368. 1:24:57want to use your brain if you want to do work like Raven did and do something truly stunning and beautiful fine go ahead and use your
369. 1:25:05brain but you don't have to it's optional you can just be like me let me inspire you to just be an idiot all right so we did that let's go
370. 1:25:20back over to processing oh that's Java we need to go to processing do that do that did you read all the code nope neither did
371. 1:25:31I the method noise float what copy this I'm going to go
372. 1:25:47dude we got an error dude Tik Tock pin still can't believe we get to watch this for free what me me
373. 1:26:01yelling at a computer but thank you I'm glad you enjoy it it's the best entertainment you know what it is it's I think it's all a
374. 1:26:16character I think it's all a character he's really not like this anyway he plays this character where he's really
375. 1:26:22kind of cuckoo you know he's lost to he's whoop sometimes he'll put on a little pink bow he'll put on a little pink bow
376. 1:26:29and he will just talk and talk and talk and it's It's the funniest thing and I if it weren't a character you'd be
377. 1:26:37embarrassed for him you'd be it would you'd be kind of sad it'd be kind of sad he I think he's he says he's a CEO I
378. 1:26:46can't imagine that I can't imagine that anyway but anyway so we get to watch it and then sometimes he gets on and he
379. 1:26:52just he just yells at Sam Alman he says he's jealous of him but I don't even think Sam knows who he is it's so funny
380. 1:26:57anyway and then other times he's very serious he gets very serious he gets very upset and then there's other times
381. 1:27:04when he's like I'm gonna teach you something and he acts like he knows what he's doing it's so funny because he
382. 1:27:08doesn't you know and so he just he just fumbles his way through things but anyway I watch it every night and it's I
383. 1:27:13just I gave up Netflix I saved I saved the you know that went up to like $17 a month it started out it was like a
384. 1:27:19nickel anyway so so now I just watch Tik Tok it's but it's on YouTube too so I put YouTube on the big screen and then I
385. 1:27:26chat on T anyway it's it's fantastic fantastic okay all right moving on yeah you get to watch this for [Laughter]
386. 1:27:43free all right let's run uh oh might have crashed the
387. 1:27:58machine uh oh oh we got a negative width that's that's a problem uh how do I how do I get H let's go back and yell at chat GPT some
388. 1:28:13more uh uh dude you have a negative width du I could have figured that
389. 1:28:31out P pin I'm here to learn AI sorry about that Pate it's gonna be a
390. 1:28:46while oh speaking of Pate oh so you know how we always joke about me not having qualifications uh because it's true
391. 1:28:55that's why things are funny is because they're based in truth Pate is actually qualified this coming Saturday so
392. 1:29:01tomorrow night I'm not having a show it's my anniversary and it's Valentine's Day so go eat chocolates or you know do
393. 1:29:08something and uh Saturday Pate is doing his third uh in a series of demystifying AI sessions so if you go to the AI salon
394. 1:29:21and if you don't know what the AI Salon is go there salon. and then um click on join our community and you're going to join the
395. 1:29:30community doesn't cost anything you should introduce yourself because if you don't that's bad and then go down to the
396. 1:29:37clubs area clubs and hubs and you'll see one that says mechanics Guild with pate and there's an event tab there and you
397. 1:29:44can RSVP for his event so it's Saturday I think it 2 pm something like that oh absolutely not this weekend sorry every other weekend so next
398. 1:29:56weekend okay great like like Lloyd Lloyd bridge is an airplane I picked the wrong day to learn AI um so don't go to pate's class this
399. 1:30:13Saturday because it will be as disappointing as an AI learning lab uh he won't be there and neither will I so
400. 1:30:20all right we're going to try this one more time and if this if this fails then we get we get no more fancy circles paste play oh o Well
401. 1:30:36it Well it just basically created a sun all right it just there's no redrawing whatever I'm okay I'm
402. 1:30:52exhausted now all right that was fun [Laughter] all right good Lord people all right have I
403. 1:31:06been kicked off of Twitter yet let's see if I've got I've got 10 comments all right it's everyone I know all right nobody
404. 1:31:19cares reply uh uh oh it's interesting how you user experiences varies across platforms uniformity could enhance
405. 1:31:27functionality greatly yeah there you go see see what I'm saying somebody gets it I'm available as the cranky
406. 1:31:43one oh my God yeah I'm there for you we will be learning how neural networks actually learn next week that's
407. 1:31:58cool he's also got recording P's also got recordings of his past uh the past two workshops all right uh let me stop sharing what time
408. 1:32:09is it it's time isn't it it's time I just I'm too cranky I'm too cranky look my hair my hair what what's happening
409. 1:32:18with my hair I got a haircut and it was fine for like five days and now it's just Too Tall and Too Short at the same time
410. 1:32:29and I mean I I have
411. 1:32:45hair it's spectacular that's a word for it okay everybody listen I hope you have a fantastic weekend
412. 1:33:04um here's your homework for the weekend go play with AI tools until you find an annoying bug and then tweet about
413. 1:33:16it are you hungry Kyle do you need some cheese I I actually had pizza tonight I'm I'm I'm I got I'm good on cheese I I
414. 1:33:25don't know what it is it's just the world is occurring to me today as annoying it's just I'm just annoyed at
415. 1:33:39it Source Camp has it right we should be absolutely thankful that we live in a time in history where we get to play
416. 1:33:46with tools that are this remarkable but we're also just in that janky ass part of the the revolution uh
417. 1:33:56where for the most part we can all see what's coming but but it ain't there yet so we can't really show anyone No One's Gonna
418. 1:34:07believe us they're like what do you mean you can't search for it I'm like well it's you can over in the mobile app you
419. 1:34:14can but like why can't you search here I I agree with you and then they're like but wait shouldn't this just work you're
420. 1:34:21like well yeah it should it should just work but it that's oh there's one other thing we're going to do all right there's one other
421. 1:34:29thing we're GNA do there's one other annoyance I have and I haven't even tried it yet but I have a feeling it's going to be an
422. 1:34:36annoyance okay can I yes you can see that right wait no now you can okay we're GNA go to Firefly adobe.com
423. 1:34:54and they've got a new video model which apparently it's pretty shitty but we're going to go to video we're going to describe
424. 1:35:0470s muscle car Resto mod rest o mod rolls through and an
425. 1:35:21abandoned Factory shut up champ just because there's people out there doesn't mean they're going to give you cheese all right 70s muscle car
426. 1:35:32Resto mod rolls through an abandoned Factory we'll do with sunlight beaming through the missing Factory windows
427. 1:35:56okay now historically Adobe Firefly because it was trained on public domain images the public domain photography stops at like 1964 or
428. 1:36:0965 when I was born actually 65 and so when you do a 70s muscle car it doesn't know what a 70s muscle car is so you get
429. 1:36:17like these Russian looking things so we'll see if if videos got the same bug oh I gotta sign in all right did you treat AOL with this
430. 1:36:30animosity yeah we we in fact we when we did whack the worldwide web artist Consortium we would invite
431. 1:36:39companies in and they would pitch their their stuff in front of us and we would [ __ ] annihilate them we annihilated
432. 1:36:46AOL when when they came in we annihilated Microsoft it it was crazy it was it was really fun because we're just like well we're out
433. 1:36:55here doing this so is this generating okay it's generating all right related Tick Tock pin hang on a
434. 1:37:04sec let me flip open my little black box there scene the 90s New York a You've Got Mail Kyle you don't have it on my yeah no we so having an
435. 1:37:17AOL email back then was an absolute embarrassment right if you didn't have a custom domain you were you were just a
436. 1:37:25an old person um and now if you've still got an AOL email that's that's a badge of honor at this
437. 1:37:40point next Tuesday speaking of the AI salon next Tuesday we've got what we call an AI Salon meet and greet so put
438. 1:37:47it in your calendar next Tuesday from 5: to 7: p.m. mountain time we we hop on we'll talk about all the stuff going on
439. 1:37:55in AI newswise we'll talk about you know Salon clubs things like that and then we'll get a chance to meet each other
440. 1:38:02and talk about what's going on and you can come there you can be clueless you can be cranky but it's really good to
441. 1:38:08get to know people in the community so um just mark it in your calendars next Tuesday from 5: to 7 mountain time all
442. 1:38:16right and we're about three qus of the way done with generating this video Wolf Man Clint still has his AOL that's
443. 1:38:23that's solid man that's a big deal I really miss 1992 AOL I know remember all the all the the floppy discs and then it was CDs and the CDs
444. 1:38:35were everywhere all right here we go that's actually pretty close to a 70s muscle car let's make it full screen I mean the lines on the door
445. 1:38:49don't wait what happened oh that stupid thing whenever I go full screen it does weirdness wow all right five
446. 1:39:06seconds the wheels are actually rolling the front of the car is in the back of the car the the the credit that I'll give
447. 1:39:19them is at least it's in the right decade compared to the images let me see if the images got any better because I I wonder if they did um
448. 1:39:36image 70s muscle car Resto mod in abandoned factory factory
449. 1:39:52[Music] it's a frunk exactly that was totally a frunk yeah here we go see it still can't do a 70s muscle
450. 1:40:08car that's [ __ ] hilarious they're just like Russian like Russian n early 60s Russian
451. 1:40:25oh my God it's been two years it's been two years fix your [ __ ] models I mean listen I know not everyone needs a 70s muscle car but it's
452. 1:40:38like you know this just means this thing is g to suck at some things you know probably things that are
453. 1:40:45contemporary for the most part but like this is why we test like like seriously Adobe get your [ __ ] together
454. 1:40:54you know you you you're a tool for professionals and and your generative AI stuff is no one uses it because it's not up to
455. 1:41:04Snuff oh my God all right sometimes it's easy to ask GPD to generate a new image rather than trying to fix it totally
456. 1:41:12agree with that try a 1970 Dodge Challenger RT and run the same thing and let's see that what in in Adobe
457. 1:41:22Firefly I assume it won't do that but let's we can try it um what' you say a 70
458. 1:41:371970s Dodge Challenger RT on the beach
459. 1:42:01[Laughter] it did it
460. 1:42:15yay at least that one's from the 60s it's not an actual model of anything [ __ ] hilarious for comparison let's just hop on over to Mid
461. 1:42:30journey and [Music] do 1970s Dodge Challenger RT on the
462. 1:42:48beach in lime green but Kyle Firefly thing is not copyrighted stuff how could it do
463. 1:43:03Brands um well it's it's not just they didn't Adobe didn't just ch train on public domain they also trained on their Adobe
464. 1:43:14stock images so I would think at some point in there they've got you know something in there that they could at
465. 1:43:21least approximate a 7 muscle car but like you know here's you know mid Journey can at least get us in the hood right like these are
466. 1:43:33good there's my Pharma sales reps anyway all right let's get the [ __ ] out of here get the [ __ ] out of here
467. 1:43:45that was fun little action it was fun little action where's my there you go all right right that's the Chernobyl mobile it's pretty cool
468. 1:43:59right um all right peace out so next Tuesday come to the AI Salon meet and greet this weekend have a fantastic
469. 1:44:05weekend fantastic Valentine's Day um thanks for all your support as always uh hope you enjoyed my crankiness tonight I didn't
470. 1:44:24oh man those people are awful muscle cars oh my God so bad all right groovy man peace out have
471. 1:44:38a good night everybody and we will see you on Monday Monday 800 pm here Tuesday 5 to 7 mountain time for the salon and
472. 1:44:49then 8:30 or so for here all right peace out everybody